Happy birthday to Joann!!!!  finally turned 18 this last sun, dec 5th! yay for joann! and erik for planning a surprise party!!

will post pictures as soon as possible  also pictures of marvin from Thursday party @ Palladium lol

End-of-the-Semester ORANGEVALVE PARTY this Thurs, Dec 9th @ 10 pm cover = $5 drinking and karaokeee. there will also be a gift exchange. if u bring a $15 limit unisex gift, u'll get one in return. bring friends and ppl and urselves! its gonna be a sexy partay lol

boys and girls, i'll try to get in touch with u.. but if u want to know wuts up with ifa events & meetings, join the mailing list-- leave a comment with ur email and name

good luck on finals!!!!!!!!

happy thanksgiving all!! hope everyone passed out from gluttony lol

lhappy lbirthday to isabelle & mary lou!!!!!!!!!!!! hope u girls have a kick ass day.. if i knew how to sing in tagalog, i would sing for u ;P i could prolly pull off a taglish version hehe. "masayang berfdai sayo"

And so tonite (Mon Nov 29) DANCE TRYOUTS 7:30 - 10:30 pm Kimmel 906 GOOD LUCK. dance ur hearts out cuz God knows u need to

GENERAL MEETING - Tues Nov 30 6:00 - 8:00 Kimmel 805 t'would be luvaly to see u there my dears

PALLADIUM PARTY - Thurs Dec 2 paaaaaaarrrrtttttaaaaayyyyyyyy. drinking. drinking. drinking.

PUBLICOLOR - Sat Dec 4 help kids paint in the boogie down bx and feel good about urself.. c'mon.. u know u did something last nite that needs atonement lol

SALU-SALO - more info later

CLUB DUES & T-Shirts - i think its at the next meeting that u'll be able to pay dues & get ur tshirts. dues include the shirt + discounts to all ifa events (should save u a couple of bucks for bubble tea)

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The Ten Commandments of College

Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments of College to all.

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend’s room. And God said, if you don’t nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don’t know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild…in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping…in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school’s logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Shit a Lot
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall shit a lot. And it will not be good shit, it will be the shit of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain. And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, Student, fear not the shit, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same. And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use wet naps to ease the pain.

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don’t need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at class and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at bars and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and God told Student to wrap it up because He knows where she has been, but Student does not.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings Except IFA
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay,  but be sure to go to ifa. Because God loved IFA and he blessed them. And Student understood His wisdom. 

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in Sharpie. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.

And God gave Student the final Commandment

X- Thou Shalt Gain Weight
And Student wished to hear the final commandment and God said he would not like it. But Student insisted, so God said unto him, you shall gain weight. However, God said, you will not buy new clothes, so you will wear sweat pants a lot. God said, Student, you will watch a lot of TV and become fat to which Student wept profusely. But God comforted Student saying, you will still get ass even if you cannot tie your shoes anymore. Student felt better and God pointed to Student’s chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.

This is the word of God, follow the Ten Commandments of College or you will be smote!

hahaha i thought this was worth sharing

soo orange valve is fuuuuun  with the sketchy married man groping this college girl in front of us the whole night lol. Heres some photatos:

     isabelle, jesca, jj, marvin

        marvin, do it! do it! do it!

   lychee shots, cheers boys and girls!

awwww, its isabelle!!!

     jello shots, plus the drunk couple in the bkgd

     shlurping jello shots

      still shlurping

   hahaha ppl exchanging tha numeros

     me and joann

   marvin, jj + friend (sorry jj, i forgot lol)

        erik, joann, bryan, nikki

uhm, more to come once i scam a free picture hosting site thingy muhaha

SOO henceforth, ergo, therefore, and thus..... next freshmen outting soon. for now livestrong (or whatever lance armstrong's yellow band says)

Fri, Nov 12th ORANGE VALVE    Meet @ Third North 9 pm

Hi all!  This is our common xanga where everyone can post up pix or random stuff you just wanted to put becuz you were bored... there are reasonable limits and that is there no limits  lol BUT just keep in mind that you will give yourself a reputation and blah blah blah...  You have to join the yahoo listserv in order to post stuff here and be a part of it. I will email the password to ppl on the freshmen listserv. If you want to join, email here: ifa2008-subscribe@yahoogroups.com. Right now, theres a pic of [left to right] marvin, jj, me, and michelle up from FAAN afterparty of Mr PI. Once we have a group picture, I'll post it in the pic place on the left..

Holllllllllllllllllllller back

 nikki